humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 

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yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

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zhangtribe:

drunkletone:

"Take that head of yours and stick it through the clouds."Proud to dedicate part of my body to a band that’s helped me through so many shitty days.Thanks Kyle at Lark Tattoo for a sick job.You’re never alone.Defeat the low.

this is so cool holy shit 

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

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iguanamouth:

a-ron-hubbard:

wifipasswords:

He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid

iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
companioncube0:


I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

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wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

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8 hours ago // 31,606 notes

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

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nellwholock:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

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